It’s Like This
It’s like this Petey,
see God ran short of goodness
before the stork had to deliver
all the babies.
So the ones that didn’t get goodness
were stuffed with hot air.
They ended up on Santa’s naughty list
and you know the Easter Bunny ignores
them too.
Plus they are not fun at important stuff
like playing in the dirt.
Only thing they do have way decent
is playing at make belief.
So they spend all their time
at a game called Big Fat Liar,
the one who wins
gets to act like he’s sort of bully,
you know taking things that aren’t theirs,
yeah that’s not nice is it?
But we all just sort of feel sorry for them
because they aren’t able
to do anything else.
That is what we all take time
every so often to decide
who is it in their game.
The loser things he is the winner
and we send them off to a place
called the capital,
which is our way of making sure
of getting them to leave us alone.