A Simple Stroll

I shall treat your precious pooch as if he were my own,
so proud I would be to take him for a simple stroll.

And show him the sights of Hollywood
a walked down its enchanted avenues,
stopping a Hollywood and Vine
where dreams were made,
before step or two along the Walk of Fame
so we can touch each celebrity star
while I told him all the tales about their famous name.

Then inhale the visual panoply of eye feasts
over every denizen of its cinematic realm.
Taking him to see the Wax Museum,
maybe even a fabulous meal at a taco stand
sitting next to a woman dressed
as the Statue of Liberty that is named, Godiva Jones,
who keeps her Martian buddies
in her grocery cart, underneath her ball of lint
and collection of empty beer cans.

Next we could mosey to admire all the ladies
dressing in their provocative attire,
being sure I pointed out their rainbow colored mustaches.

Also the wonderful guys
peddling maps to the star's homes
wearing raincoats in July,
but nothing else
except for black socks and red sneakers.

And if we had the time,
to show him all the friendly folks,
couples, men holding hands with their buds,
ladies walking arm and arm
all enchanting in their black leathers.

Would certainly be day to remembered,
perhaps even get out picture taken as a souvenir
from a guy wearing a tin foil pyramid on his head,
he says the pictures will be ready on Tuesday,
providing the world doesn't it.

Ah, it will be precious memory to cherished always
even introducing him to all those with their own pets,
which only they can see.