Oh Blessed Miracle

I’m counting my blessings now every day
thanks to this cleaner I bought off of Ebay,
it’s fantastic and perfect in every single way
for how it wipes off errors even in what I say.

Best of all the fumes that rise from that can
makes my head see things like a UFO fan,
ah who can ask for more bliss out of life
than a fluid that removes any sense of strife?

And if anyone decides to question what I say is reality
one whiff of this stuff makes them agree with me,
so I’m just thrilled and filled with complete ecstasy
over how a chemical eliminates every problem I see.

Yeah, I might pass out from sniffing it too much,
but it sure takes away every stress and such,
even removes the blunders from what I might touch,
which makes me love it as my error erasing crutch.

Going to take some out to stick in my boss’s desk
to be sure he stops thinking my mistakes are grotesque,
will be a delight when his brain to goes into some haze
that allows my goof up to be worthy of a big fat raise.